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There is fuckery afoot. Deep, deep levels of fuckery. Rachel is staying firmly on her porch, smoking furiously because she does not even want to know what else is going on. People who should be grown ass men are little kids and she's so intensely grateful she's not a fat, 13 year old version of herself. She'd rather wake up with a dick than have Raylan see that. Have Danny see that. But especially Raylan.

But whatever, she's staying right here. As if there's not enough going on. This is exactly what they need.

Fucking island.

Date: 2011-07-12 09:25 am (UTC)
haolehothead: (au: so tiny)
From: [personal profile] haolehothead
Danny's been avoiding her. It's not like he means to, it's just that while he doesn't exactly mind going out in public like this, it's not something he's jumping for joy about. He's managed to get clothes and hang out around the hut, that's it. He knows that come the second day, though, if he keeps avoiding her, she'll come looking and then what the hell is he going to do? Hide under the cushions?

He fiddles with the button-down shirt and the tie, arms crossed over his torso (as if that will hide the new 'features') and stands in front of her door, blowing a strand of loose hair from his forehead (the rest of it in a messy bun).

He blames the nerves on the age. He fully and fucking blames everything on the age if he can, this is just no exception. And then, balling up his goddamn courage, he knocks on her door.

Date: 2011-07-12 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
Shit. Shit, shit shit.

Rachel glances down at Raylan who is thank God still sleeping like a tiny, little angel and scurries to the front door.

"What?" she hisses, closing it behind her and staring at the random girl in the weird clothes.

Date: 2011-07-12 07:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] haolehothead
Danny's giving Rachel a look that says that maybe it's a bad idea to have come and he forces a pretty little innocent smile, hand stuck in the miles of hair. "What?" he echoes, feigning a bit of naive idiocy. "Oh, nothing. Sorry. Wrong house!" The last thing Danny needs to do is intrude when Rachel is having one of those days.

Date: 2011-07-12 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
"No, it's fine," she sighs, waving a hand around. "I just put my fucking boyfriend down for a nap. What do you need?"

Date: 2011-07-12 07:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] haolehothead
Danny gives Rachel an apologetic look, which is just about all he figures she's gonna need to figure it out. That, plus he's a short fucking thing with the attitude missing. Maybe he just needs to turn around and show off the ass slightly. "Rach, babe, seriously, it can wait if things are, you know, shitty."

Date: 2011-07-12 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
Now that gets her fucking attention real fast.

"Jesus Christ," she whispers, leaning in a little more closely to catch the familiar gaze. "Danny?"

Date: 2011-07-12 07:45 pm (UTC)
haolehothead: (au: so tiny)
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"Yeah, welcome to me being eighteen and a chick," Danny complains sharply, tugging at the collar of the shirt slightly and missing his fuzzy sweater. Sure, it might be overly warm, but it makes him feel cozy, comfortable, and not so much on the verge of a panic attack.

Date: 2011-07-12 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
She finally, finally smiles as she takes in the whole look.

"You're still dressed as a dude," she says, voice barely holding back incredulous laughter. "You're so fucking short."

With that, she promptly reaches out to grab a boob. They're right there.

Date: 2011-07-12 07:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] haolehothead
Danny doesn't hesitate to swat at Rachel's hand furiously, stepping back with a sincerely pissed-off look on his face. "What the fuck do you think you're doing!" he seethes. "What, you think, you think that just because I have a rack, now you get to touch it? Do not, it's not...it's not..." He's so flustered and worked up that his voice has reached high-pitches that only dogs typically hear. "And I know how fucking short I am, okay! Fuck you!"

Date: 2011-07-12 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
It's weird how comforting his rants have become. It kind of makes the world make sense again.

"They're really nice. I'm a little jealous," she snorts before sitting down in one of their porch chairs. "So you're a chick, huh? Raylan's a little kid. He's taking a nap."

Date: 2011-07-12 08:03 pm (UTC)
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"Don't be fucking jealous, I'm eighteen. I'm pretty sure my sisters had better," Danny says, starting to feel even more awkward and on the burgeoning edge of an angry panic attack that he typically needs Steve to calm him down from. "He's little?" Danny asks, eyes widening. "Can I go see him?"

Date: 2011-07-12 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
"Can I grab your tits again?" she counters, eyebrow raised. "Because it's going to take a pretty good payoff to give you that sort of ammo to endlessly make fun of him."

Date: 2011-07-12 08:28 pm (UTC)
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"I don't, I'm not, it's not about embarrassing him," Danny protests, cheeks flushing an embarrassed shade as he tries to recuperate from the damage. "I just...I want to see if he looks adorable, okay?" he huffs out. "And shut up, in advance."

Date: 2011-07-12 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
That's...kind of precious.

"He looks pretty adorable," she says with a soft grin, motioning to the door. "But be fucking quiet. If you wake him up, you're babysitting."

Her voice drops to a whisper as she slowly opens the door. "We think he's about five."

Date: 2011-07-12 08:37 pm (UTC)
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Danny creeps inside behind Rachel, tentative in his steps, about to say that he doesn't mind babysitting, but he does because he has a date with Steve and that's why he's here. He keeps quiet and peeks inside (shorter than Rachel by so goddamn much that he's practically two heads below her at the door). His face melts for a moment before he stubbornly makes it stern.

He does not need to be getting emotionally bribed right now. Not with Steve being all 'I want a family and you have the parts' at him.

Date: 2011-07-12 08:44 pm (UTC)
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Raylan is curled up, tiny in the middle of the bed. His little arm is flung around Rachel's pillow and she can't help but smile down at him.

She takes Danny's teeny little arm after a moment and leads him back outside.

"Pretty fucking cute, huh?"

Date: 2011-07-12 08:46 pm (UTC)
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"Yeah, he is. I mean, and now you're gonna know what a little baby will look like when you give in and have one," Danny taunts with a smirk on his face. He reaches his fingers up to slowly start undoing the tie, given that he's not doing anymore work today.

Date: 2011-07-12 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
"Keep laughing, tits," she warns. "I'm actually surprised you've willingly subjected yourself to me making fun of you for the rest of your life. What does Steve think about this? Oh my God, have you fucked? Tell me you have."

Date: 2011-07-12 08:55 pm (UTC)
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Danny gives as good a glare as he can manage, but the problem is that he's eighteen and he flushes as easy as dropping a pin, which means that Danny is currently beet red and stubbornly yanking the tie through his fingers. "What's it to you, huh?"

Date: 2011-07-12 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
"Ha!" she triumphantly declares. "You've totally had girl orgasms. Are they really different? You can tell me."

Date: 2011-07-12 09:10 pm (UTC)
haolehothead: (au: so tiny)
From: [personal profile] haolehothead
Danny is tapping his foot and currently giving Rachel a glare that only falters because he does need womanly advice. And maybe has to talk about the other thing, eventually. "Fuck you, I need a dress for tonight. I told Steve we'd have a thing, a date-thing, and I want to impress him slightly. Not too much, but just enough that he makes that swallowing sound."

Date: 2011-07-12 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
"Okay, seriously, are all my dreams coming true?" she wonders aloud. "You want me to dress you. Tiny girl you. In a pretty, pretty dress? I can do that? Can I show your boobs?"

Date: 2011-07-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
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"I am not that tiny," Danny huffs out, even though he absolutely is (5'1, at best) and his waist is absolutely miniscule. He sniffs a huff of frustration, tie balled up in his hand and glares. "I'd rather show off my other asset," he finally allows.

Date: 2011-07-12 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sluttylyingliar.livejournal.com
"So you want an ass dress," she observes, leaning around to take a look. "Okay, you've got a good one. Tiny and bubble. I can work with this. You can come back inside but keep your high pitched voice down."

Date: 2011-07-12 10:15 pm (UTC)
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Danny crosses his arms over his chest, the glare absolutely gone nowhere and concedes the next words only with the biggest of grimaces. "I think your stuff might be too big for me. Too...tall," he spits out.

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