For Danny - Post Amnesia plot

[sluttylyingliar]

Rachel doesn't know what the hell that was all about. Steve kept trying to cut her hair off or something and Danny kept fucking trying to rub her head or some shit and it was like everyone was shitfaced or on something or God knows. She's at least grateful she was spared because knowing her she'd end up face first in a pile of coke and fuck the kid up on some permanent basis. 

But anyway. She feels like it's her best friend duty to go make fun of Danny relentlessly and warn him about the ramifications of fucking up her hair again. Right now, the hair's about the only thing that still looks good. 

She waddles her way over to Danny's place, vaguely thinking about what she's going to do if she goes into labor this far away from the compound before looking for a familiar mop of blonde hair.

That's when she realizes everything is very, very wrong. Because there's just a head. No hair. Just a fuzzy head. What. The. Fuck.

"What the hell did you do?" she cries, marching up with as much authority as she can muster in her condition.

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[haolehothead]

Danny holds her tight, rubbing her back as he presses a slow, lingering kiss to her temple. "I'll always come back, okay? Hell, I don't plan to ever leave if I have any say in it, but you know how this place is," he says. When the topic turns to his father, he gives a soft huff. "Dad had no idea about some of my proclivities. They were never serious, so I never bothered to tell him about it."

[sluttylyingliar]

"Was he really upset about it?" she asks softly, running a hand along his fuzzy head. "Jesus, what did he say to Steve?"

[haolehothead]

"He just gave Steve a lot of iceman glares," Danny says, trying to wave off the whole idea that there's anything that actually was deeply wrong during their time at home. "He came to the whole signing papers thing, so, Ma gave him a good smack in the head."

"Stop petting me, Rachel."

[sluttylyingliar]

"I'm sorry he wasn't easier with it," she says, not even remotely stopping the petting.

"Not my fault," she protests. "It's so soft. You feel like a kitten or something."

[haolehothead]

"I thought you hated it," he says smugly, swatting her hand away because if she hates it, she's not allowed to touch it. He's pretty sure those are the rules. "And if you wanna pet me, you gotta get in line. Steve gets first dibs, if only because he'll growl at everyone if he doesn't."

[sluttylyingliar]

"Steve's not here and it's his fault in the first place!" she protests, swatting him right back.

"I liked your hair, rubbing your fuzzy head is like, my consolation prize."

[haolehothead]

"It is not his fault. Well, okay, partially it was probably his fault because he kept on asking people to do it and we both know I'm a goddamn sap for that man," he says with a sigh, giving her a forlorn look when she keeps rubbing his damn head. "I'm growing it back, unless you keep rubbing it. Then I'm gonna think you like it better this way and keep it short."

[sluttylyingliar]

She draws her hand back with a scowl and a huff. "Fine. Could have been worse. Could have made you get an ass tattoo or something. Or an arrow on your back pointing down."

[haolehothead]

Danny presses his lips together and doesn't say a word, but eventually, he realizes he has to come clean. "I ah, I may have suggested a ... well, a tattoo," he offers, gesturing generally in the air. "In a certain position related to my lower back."

[sluttylyingliar]

Rachel gasps and tries to tug his shirt up. "Did you get a tramp stamp?" she demands. "Oh my God did you get a slutty tattoo?"

[haolehothead]

"I did not get a tramp stamp! I just, might have, maybe suggested to Steven that there are certain tattoos that I might be inclined to get. Maybe," he offers, thinking that it's the whole one-year anniversary screwing with his head.

[sluttylyingliar]

"Ha!" she crows, crossing her arms with a smirk. "You want an ass tattoo. You want like, an ass tattoo that says Steve. I mean, it's your best feature now that your hair is gone, you know. Maybe your eyes, it's close.

[haolehothead]

"What, so I'm not attractive enough anymore without my hair? What happened to my torso, my other impressive features, huh? What about my personality?" he demands heatedly, since if they're going to get into this, he'll really thrown down.

[sluttylyingliar]

"Do you really want me to comment on your personality when you're yelling at me?" she huffs. "Plus I just said you have a great ass and great eyes. My God."

[haolehothead]

"It means I've got one, at least it's better than being devoid of anything interesting and dull at the same time," Danny says defensively, considering he's definitely not the kind of guy who's dull in any way. "And don't poke my self-esteem, I just shaved my head, I need all of it I can get."

[sluttylyingliar]

"Oh my God I never said you were dull or unattractive," she groans. "And if I getting really detailed on your pleasing physical features, you'll get all pissy with me about crossing lines."

[haolehothead]

"What! I'm just saying, right now, with my hair gone, you should try and be nice to me," he protests, aware that he's on the verge of petulant pouting, but not wanting to completely devolve into childish antics.

[sluttylyingliar]

Rachel rolls her eyes before throwing her arms around Danny's neck. "As always," she coos. "If we weren't both hopelessly gone for other people, I'd do you. It'd be super hot. Better?"

[haolehothead]

"So much better," Danny agrees with a stupidly fond smile, hugging her tight before he turns his attention to her stomach, rubbing a palm in slow circles around her belly. "Hey Jess," he whispers. "Just you wait until you're out of there. Me and you are gonna have all kinds of adventures."

[sluttylyingliar]

Rachel rolls her eyes but lets Danny pet her belly to his heart's content. Especially as Danny's always good at getting the kid to kick. "Yeah, yeah. He's gonna love his Uncle Danny. Going to be so stupidly over the moon for him."

[haolehothead]

Danny presses a fond kiss to her stomach, rubbing small circles with his thumb, his attention completely focused on her midsection. "And I'm gonna make sure and give his Mom and Dad lots of private time to either make more little babies or get that wedding Mommy wants secretly."

[sluttylyingliar]

Rachel gives his bald head a light smack, even as she grins down at him. "Remember how we were never ever going to speak about that again?" she reminds him. "You have a very loose definition of never."

[haolehothead]

Danny peers up past her stomach, pressing one last kiss to the rounded edge before he stands at full height again. "No, you didn't say never. I thought we agreed that you would talk about it with him once the baby was born. Don't go getting cowardly on me, now."

[sluttylyingliar]

Rachel mutters something incomprehensible at that and stares up at the sky. "It might just turn out to be the hormones, anyway. We'll have to see. Maybe it's just the baby that wants to get married."

[haolehothead]

"Okay, well, thank you for the creepy visual," Danny replies, shooting Rachel a dubious look, brushing a hand over her hair. "Have the baby, figure things out after that, okay? Hey, at this rate, the kid'll be born before I get island-hitched!"